IT’S ENE-MA AGAIN
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1…BREAKTHROUGHS CAN STILL HAPPEN
This morning I was so happy when I persuaded my dear wife to meet Annie Ma (just another name for one of my dearest pal, “Ene-ma”). Yes, she did it!!!! Isn’t it amazing? You know, we all can persuade others very well but getting ‘the’ wife to do it is a real breakthrough.
2…WHAT CAN BE BETTER THAN A REAL-LIFE TESTIMONY?
I had almost given up on her. But then she saw me losing weight around the most vital of places (total body weight loss of 5 kilos at the time of writing) and then she saw me having extra energy levels and of course, she saw me doing other things with renewed vigor as well (I am not allowed to talk about it so you use your imagination, OK?). CK knows what I am talking about. Any further comment than this and I will have to be quarantined.
3…SO WHAT IS IT ABOUT SEX??
Anyway, so what is it with talking about sex. I didn’t realize that Malaysians were so ‘puritanical’. When I spoke about the side benefits of DRP, I did not know I will stir so much comments and responses. Thank God most of them were favorable and many went on to say that they will do the DRP soon because I suspect there are more men losing their virility than those who are not (Hahaha!)
4…THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE
There were one or two who were a bit aghast when they read my articles so I will ask some stupid questions in this article,. Please blame it on the DRP if you find it a bit off. What would you do if your 10 year old son came up to you and asked, “Daddy, what is sex?’ Would you answer and say, “O, it is something that people do to get babies.” But then he asks on, “But what is this thing that people do?” Would you answer and say, “It is like getting connected… like touching each other in a special way!” Your son will probably next go to a girl and tell her, “I better not touch you a lot because if I do, you will have a baby!”
You can’t give answers like this because you will create the wrong impressions. You will need to give honest answers. Extend it further. Your son comes up to you and say, “Daddy why were you on top of Mummy this morning when I came to your room?” Would you say, “O, Mummy had a tummy ache and I was trying to cure her tummy ache by pressing on her stomach.” What will such answers do to our generation. Is it any wonder then that most of the people in our generation know so little about sex and then when they get on the Internet, they get a perverted view of sex because they were told all the wrong and silly things. We have to speak the truth and the truth will set us free! Enough said on this sensitive subject – but I wills ay more when I next write.
5…A GREAT ROAD TRIP TO THE NORTH
We had such a great time on our travels to Ipoh, Penang, Alor Star and Taiping. The response was really great. So many wanted to consider the charity option and there were many Stockist applicants. The business is picking up and the Smart Savers program will take root and grow. Join us on the next roadshow. Irene had such a great time signing people even though she had to take a bus from KL to Ipoh; then from Ipoh to Penang; and then from Penang to Alor Star. Whhheewww! I get a bit tired just writing about her persistence. She will surely succeed beyond her wildest imagination and she will deserve it all.
6…THE DRP OOMMPPHH IN LIFE
Over the week-end, Sean and I went Bowling and guess what? With the DRP, I have more ooommmppphh in my tank. I scored a high game of 233 pins. What a feeling!! Talk about the high points, The other high point was when I taught Sean and Leon how to do the back somersault from an 8 feet high platform into the pool in GOL. Sean being the excellent sportsman that he is, did it almost on cue. But guess what? Leon who is quieter and more reserved tried it and executed the back somersault perfectly too. He was captured on video and now he has posted it on Youtube. He couldn’t believe what he had done. Now it is for his father to also do what he had done!!!!!............ if he dares………
7…THE MOUNT KINABALU CLIMB IS ON……
The Mount Kinabalu climb is on and Dr Lynn Tan will be making the climb as well. The good news is that we will make the climb from 5-8 July 2009. The bad news is that all the places have been quickly snapped up. So for all intending climbers who have not been confirmed, we will do another climb for you sometime later……
8…EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE…..
You know – in life, everything is possible to those who believe. It is about acquiring the skills and having a great mental attitude. Then you will shoot for the sky!!
We are excited!!
ONG HOCK SIEW
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