A letter to friends who want to pursue great health - from Ong Hock Siew
THE FIRST DAY – THE “DUMMY” MOVES
1...A journey into the uncertain
I don’t think I will forget yesterday evening (Monday, 16 February 2009). My hands were clammy, my heart was beating fast and I had this sense of heightened excitement as I made preparation for what was to come the next day.
2…A first experience with Enemas
You probably might think that I was going for a big event or attending my daughter’s wedding or going for an exciting second honeymoon with my wife. But it was none of these things. It was my first real Detoxification via the “back-end”. “Back-end you say?” Yes, back-end it is and I could only approach it with fear and trepidation. Yes, this is my first encounter with Enema and she is not a lady!
3…Beginning with a confession
Time for confession!! Over the years, whenever I heard of New Life and Dr Lynn Tan, I always thought of the “backside” and I used to make fun of her methods telling our common friends that coffee is made for consumption from the front-end and if it was destined for the back-end, the ‘bum’ should change places with the mouth.
4…Relegating pride to a lowly place
Imagine now being confronted with a choice of going for coffee enema or quietly declining it by giving a lot of ‘poor’ excuses. Now that I had entered into a working arrangement with both CK and Lynn, I thought that pride should take a back seat and so it was, I made that decision to proceed. Outside of my decision to climb Mt Everest in three years time, this must have been the most deliberative decision. It was almost like climbing to the highest heights or shall I say to the lowest depths of a dark abyss.
5…Putting it off until there was no more reason to do so
Still a decision is a decision. Even after making the decision, I deferred the “penetration” date, each time giving an excuse for doing it tomorrow. After almost 5 such tomorrows, I decided that putting it off would be bad. So the stage was set on the night of 16th February. I prepared all that was needed, read up a few times on the process and went to bed early at 11-45 pm (this is really early for someone who normally sleeps at 2-00 am)
6…Nightmares of gigantic enemas......
Sleep did not come easy. “I would have my backside pricked in a few hours time,” I thought. How would it feel and what if it perforated my precious hemorrhoids. I tossed and turned and prior to sleep, I thought I had a nightmare of Lynn and CK chasing after me with a gigantic enema.
7…D-day had come
At 6-35 am, the alarm clock rung and I reluctantly woke up. Then I remembered, this is “D-day”. Poor backside, I thought. I am going to do a reverse flow for you today.
8…There was chaos everywhere...... & stupidity
In between boiling the water for the coffee enema and preparing the cleansing drink and tissue-building drink, I spilt the water and saw Herbal Klentz spread all over the table. I was running here and there and then I operated the enema bag trying to coax the water to flow out. I turned it this way and that and looking at the opening closely, I suddenly opened it right and it squirted into my face. Talk about feeling stupid – I just felt it all.
9…It was not so bad – all it did was take much longer......
My wife had offered to help me but in my lingering pride, I told her I can handle it all by myself. Miss Kew, our GM had told me that it will all take only a pretty short time to get it all ready. But she didn’t reckon with a fumbling and ‘flow-incompetent’ person. After what seemed an eternity, I was finally ready. The moment of reckoning had come.
10…There was a “real” reason – me!
As I pondered on why I was really doing this, I finally admitted that I had more reason than just wanting to know how a coffee enema will feel like. Over the past three months, I had somehow gone on a ‘food-gorging’ drive and I saw my blood-pressure climbing sharply until it went beyond just high. At the same time, my constant monitoring of my blood sugar levels showed it creeping up. Something was definitely not right.
11…Facing up to the truth is tough and the truth hurts
When someone like me who is acknowledged by all concerned to be really fit and super healthy, keeping up that image can be a terrible task. No one expected me to have health problems but I had them. I knew that if I did not take some drastic action fast, I will have serious problems. I believe that it was God’s grace that had brought me into New Life at such a time and place. Besides the job position, it was also for my health. I had turned a blind eye to my “real” condition too long.
12…Alas, Sex symbols no more!
Then I thought about how when we were young, we had looked, felt and acted so good. As I looked at the mirror this morning prior to the enema in my full “birthday” suit, I thought, “What a poor reflection of a once-proud sportsman. Then I thought of CK and his ‘huge’ pouch and wondered where the 'once sex-symbols' had gone to. With such a longing for a chance to regain the image that I had lost and with a desire for great health again, I moved into the next part with a somewhat reluctant relish.
13…The need to open valves to get the right flows?
After lubricating the head of the tube with Vitamin cream, I gingerly inserted the 'head' of the tube into my ‘poor’ anus. Searching for the best way in, I looked at the bag and saw nothing move. Then it dawned on me that I had not opened the valve for the mixture to flow through. Talk about “dumb”. It almost felt like a 90 year old trying to have sex.
14…A process that felt better than it seemed
Then I finally got it right and as I felt the water flowing through, I paused to remember that feeling. “Not so bad,” I thought and it was. As I adjusted the tube to make sure it did not jump out of place, I was at peace. After a while I learnt to relax and took up a book to read. Somehow, I just stayed focused on the same line for many minutes. Then the coffee solution reached almost the end and I felt a sense of relief.
15…What had gone in should not come out......
I had 12 more minutes to go – holding in what had gone in and I thought, “It should be easy enough.” I had also prepared lots of tissue paper on standby expecting some of what had gone in to spill out. Additionally, the pillows were out, a huge bucket was ready, the Peroxide bottle was at hand. “I was probably ready to douse the “fire” in case it shot out,” I thought.
16…Holding on despite the movements and spasms
Then the spasms came. The first one was strong. I almost yelled out an exclamation of expletives that would have correctly described what it was. Then another one came and I almost spilled it out. I was holding on and I thought if Miss Kew could do it, there was no reason why I could not do it. I held on for dear life. Then the spasms came more and more. My eyes remained fixed on the watch. And then it was up.
17…The flow of toxic filth and then relief
I had done it. As I ran to the toilet bowl, what came out was pure relief. Maybe “joy” would have been more appropriate. As the contents of my body came shooting out again and again, I had this wonderful feeling that a lot of filth and dirt and the accumulation of years of eating abuse were coming out. I could not believe what I saw. There were pieces of all kinds of shapes and sizes that I could not believe was inside of me. How could there be so much of such filth in one body? Then I thought of President Obama.
18...Of President Obama and Coffee enema......
"What has President Obama got to do with coffee enemas?" you may ask. "Lots!" I say. President Obama said in the more than $800 billion bail-out plan, "We have to get rid of the toxic assets." That is exactly right for all of us. For our health to come true and for our body to regain its true healing capabilities, we have to first get rid of our toxic assets. Then true health may finally really come.
19…Excretion never felt this good before, so did the diet
I have never felt so good excreting out waste in my body. It was a fantastic feeling to know that I was finally doing something right with my body. The rest of the day, I went on the diet recommended. I thought it would be difficult but after the enema, all the rest was not an issue. I did the Coffee enema again tonight and although I have a slightly sore “backside”, I am happy. I am already looking forward to tomorrow and the day after and the day after.
20…I will do what is right and and take on the 'new life' with God’s help!
I will do what is right and I know that what is right is to clean up the filth in my body and give it a chance to do what God has made it to do – keep me healthy and giving me 'new life'. I will let you know at the end of the period of my detoxification how good it has been. New Life's Detoxification program is unlike any other health remedy I have ever experienced. It is more than just excellent. It is mandatory for all who would like the great 'new' life!!!
THE SECOND DAY – SO MUCH EASIER
21…The second day seemed so much easier
Today, my second day of Detoxification came in a more relaxed fashion. I had already broken the barrier. Penetration had taken place and there were no longer the lingering doubts. The virginal feeling had gone. I woke up at 6-45 am and stumbled to the kitchen. I had reviewed the flow process just like I did when I studied Management Science in the University of Malaya. I remembered a little of my Critical Path Analysis lectures and decided that there must surely be a more efficient way to reduce the preparation time for the program.
22…”System” can help make the process much easier
I handled the coffee preparation much faster and was amazed to see how easy it was. Then I found that the Cleansing drink and Tissue-building drink had a common base – Honey and Apple-Cider Vinegar so I mixed 8 parts of it for the 4 sessions that I needed to drink of these 2 concoctions for the day. All I had to do was add Herbal Klenz powder to one part and 10 Spirulina tablets to the other part and presto! I had it all ready for 4 sessions.
23…Drawing lessons from the past to ‘problem-solve’
When I came to the coffee enema part, I reflected on what had happened the previous day. The coffee took almost 10 minutes to flow in and Kew had told me that it would be all gone in 2-3 minutes. I pondered on this for some time and knew that there had to be a better way. Then I thought to the times of my youth and suddenly it dawned on me! We do not need to fear inserting it all the way (pardon the pun) and so I did! Talk of drawing lessons from all sources. Because of my hemorrhoids, I had constricted the muscles too much and so I had inserted the tube in only halfway. The hemorrhoids must have stemmed the flow.
24…Enlightened, I tried something new
I figured out that I would need to lubricate the anal opening with plenty of Vitamin E cream besides lubricating the head of the tube. That was what I did and again it worked beautifully. As I saw the coffee solution dropping its level in the bag, I knew it was working and I was pleased as punch.
25…Changing venues & moving out......
The day before, I had done the first enema cramped in the guest bathroom, thinking it is better to soil it (if it happened) than to soil my own bathroom. When I did not spill anything, I took one more step further and did it outside the guest bathroom on the floor armed with all the necessary equipment – Hydrogen peroxide, wads of tissue paper, a wet cloth (just in case), 2 magazines (in case I was relaxed enough to read), my reading glasses, a big bucket (to store the end of the enema after it was over), a towel rolled to the side to warm me against the hard cold floor, my mobile phone (in case someone tried to contact me), Vitamin E cream and a nice cushion. Again I did quite well. There was no mess and I went through the required 12 minutes.
26…Moving even further......
This morning, I decided to venture even further. I thought having access to TV programs while I had my backside immobile was a better way to pass time. So I re-located to the hall and decided that I had what it takes to improve the process of enema. Armed with the same items and the TV remote, I found myself watching my favorite programs while the flow went on and it was great.
27…Then the spasms came stronger than before......
Everything went well until the bag emptied. The first spasm came and I handled it well. Then it came again and again. It was the 15 minute endurance that I had to go through. It was like running the long-distance races that I used to do so well in. As the spasms came stronger, there were a few times that I thought I would burst out. Then at the 13 minute mark, I held it in until it happened. I felt something coming through so I got up and ran and hit the toilet bowl as it “phhhrrrrrtttttt” and whooshed out. I felt wonderful feeling it running out. So much came out that a slightly twisted thought came to mind. “Almost felt better than sex,” I thought and I had to remind myself to cut off such thoughts.
28…What a sight!
Before I flushed off the filth, I took some pictures of it and I was amazed. I saw some scraped off lumps and some dark lumps and many other ugly unsightly stools. I came to the conclusion that this must be the result of years of eating abuse. I knew that I was blessed to have stumbled upon Coffee Enema at this stage of my life. I wonder what would have happened if I had not done coffee enema. I shudder to think of the consequences because there were already so many tell-tale signs of distress. I know my own body and I knew that something serious was happening.
The DRP could not have come at a better time. Praise God!
THE DAYS AFTER – HOOKED AND CONVINCED
29...Am I glad it is over or am I?
I can’t believe it is over. It was not so long ago that I was anxious and nervous about the whole process and now I sit here typing knowing it is over. I had 5 days on the Detoxification (DRP) and it was 5 days of varying emotions. I started with fear and trepidation and ended knowing that I will continue doing it until a ripe old age.
30…It was never a choice?
For me, my health condition was urgent enough to make me know that I had to move into something urgent to help me in my condition. I had very high blood pressure and my brother who is one of these pseudo-health experts (and such experts can be dangerous because they don’t know that they really don’t know well) thinks that the thousand thorns I hit in Sabah 4 months ago had caused my problems with the toxins that were injected. He could be right but the reality was that I needed to bring down my blood pressure.
I was simply amazed by the results.
· The day before DRP began, the blood pressure read 196/119
· After Day 1, the blood pressure read 175/109
· After Day 2, the blood pressure read 155/99
· After Day 3, the blood pressure read 141/92
· After Day 5, the blood pressure read 139/90
The next thing that amazed me was my weight loss. I lost 2 kilos in 5 days. “83 kilos” it read and this was the first time after 20 years that I had gone below 84 kilos. What a thrill!!
Then, what was even more amazing was the condition of my “piles” (or hemorrhoids). It actually shrunk!!!
31…Why are people unwilling to pay the price when it is for them?
I am perfectly convinced that the DRP is for everyone who wants great health. I am now looking forward to my next session which should be in 2 weeks’ time. As I ponder on my reasons for now wanting to do DRP so regularly, I wondered why people would not want to do something so effective and so remedial to stay in good health.
All the money in the world will make no difference if health is not there. I look at many of my friends and I see them abusing their lives by living the wrong lifestyles and living in excess. You cannot abuse your body without facing the consequences some time down the road. If you have not been living right, now is the time for you to make the corrections. Otherwise when the storms come, it will be too late.
I will never forget my very good friend KC who drank, smoked, stayed up late and simply abused his physical body. When I told him one day that he should not go to such excesses, he simply laughed and said, “Why worry? Live and enjoy. Tomorrow can take care of itself!” Such fatalistic thinking is sad. Not too long down the road, he was diagnosed with liver cancer and his whole life fell apart. He could not take it and he broke down badly. All the regrets were futile because it was simply too late. I cried at his passing away because I lost a good friend. He could so easily have avoided such an end so soon.
32…The truth is the best testimony
My friend, if you are living a life that has not being very healthy and the signs and symptoms are all there, take action now! What are these signs and symptoms. Let me outline it for you:
· You are frequently tired and feel weary
· You are always sleepy and feel unhealthy
· Your blood pressure reading is high
· You frequently fall sick
· Your bowel movements are inconsistent
· You have been diagnosed as sick
· You don’t feel good after food
· You have health problems that you know of
· You simply don’t feel right
With the above symptoms, you probably need to detoxify and cleanse your body of all the wrong things that have been accumulated there. Try it and see the difference! What have you got to lose?
33…The fears of detoxification were never really valid
After doing the DRP program where I detoxified my body, I realized that all my fears before the process were largely unfounded. The alien tube entering my body, the pierced backside syndrome, the trouble of preparation, the purchase of materials and fruits, the many health mixtures all faded into oblivion as I thought about how easy it really was. Now, I can finish preparing all the items for detoxification in a fifth of the time that I originally took and for someone who seldom boiled water or cut an apple for years, it was definitely not as bad as it seemed. In fact I am enjoying it very much and my wife is also happy that I am finally doing some housework after 40 years of not entering the kitchen.
34…It will be a life of change from this point on......
I have made my resolutions. With the fantastic results of just one 5 day session of DRP, I have resolved to change my lifestyle and eating habits from now on. I will work on my body and my “abs” besides eating healthily and exercising much. So don’t be surprised if you see me with 6 “abs’ one day and looking like a teenager. What a thought!!! I guess discipline must go along whatever we do in a program. I just can’t see myself with a huge belly talking about how good DRP is when the image I present is so different from the image I should transcend. I intend to keep on playing basketball, football, badminton and squash and it will be a blessing if I can do it well with DRP helping me on and with God’s grace to depend on.
35…It will be my mission to share about the goodness of DRP
I have always believed in sharing the good things in my life with friends. The DRP program which requires the Coffee enema to be done is the best solution (without medicine) for a person with poor health or with poor fitness levels. I will recommend it far and wide!
I have come away from the DRP with my precious hind-part intact. My bowels are clean and my body feels good. I think my wife is almost convinced. She is convinced because she says I am definitely slimmer and I look better. She also said that she is convinced because last night was really good. It seemed almost like a second honeymoon. But that again is another story that I will have to tell some other time......
The DRP is one of the best steps of cleansing for people with serious ailments. The testimonies of those who have done it is amazingly diverse.
-Ong Hock Siew-