DISCLAIMER: This article was written when the writer was doing his DRP and afterwards. Under such influence, he may have experienced some euphoric feeling. Feeling optimistic, he could have written more than he should. Readers are consequently advised not to be overtly sensitive when they read such articles. Just enjoy what has been written and readers will get significant value from what is written.
VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: This article is E-RATED, meaning some of the contents may not be suitable for children and young people below the age of 18. Parents are advised to take note of this.
1… IT’S ENE-MA AGAIN
This period, I am waking up to the image of Annie Mah (oops wrong spelling – it’s Ene-Ma) beckoning me to lie down and be penetrated again. After a late night (not out drinking but out working), I woke up groggily and found my way to the kitchen. It was almost as if I had to head in that direction each morning. For a guy who steps into the kitchen about twice a year in the past, this is quite amazing. The routine which I am now so used to – boil the coffee, make the 2 cleansing drinks , sieve the coffee, take it to the bathroom, get ready the other ‘stuff’, pour it into the bag, lie down on the right, apply Vitamin E cream on the right parts and then stick it in, open the valve and feel the nice coffee solution flowing in is just…… “shiok”.
2… WHAT A FEELING – 8 POUNDS LESS!
This morning, I had stood on the weighing scales and I was truly amazed to see that I had lost 8 pounds since I started the DRP. The last time I weighed like at this level was when I was 34 years old. Imagine 25 long years ago. What is so remarkable is that the weight has stayed off. Just 2 days ago, I was with CK’s mother who is more than 80 years old and her first exclamation was, “what happened to you? You are so much slimmer!” What a great feeling! An 80 year old woman noticed......
3… THE MIRROR TELLS THE STORY
What more can I say? After the scales, I went to stand in front of the mirror and for a long while, I thought I liked what I saw. All my friends know me as a Sportsman but in the last few years, few have commented favorably on my sporting prowess probably because after looking at my ‘pouch’, few would have thought that I had maintained that image. So, after what seemed many long years, I can stand tall and be happy with my image again. What was really significant was that the pounds were lost in the right place! (CK, one up on you!)
4… THE REAL TAKE – A STORY ABOUT MALE EGOS
For many men, the ‘male’ ego is their biggest problem. Their own physical prowess and their sexual capabilities top the list in things that matter most to them. So many arguments have raged about what is deemed to be men’s most important organ. Of course, it is not the brain. It is “you-know-where”! You can criticize a man about anything else but tell a man he is incompetent in the area of sexual performance and you have an enemy for life. Criticize him about capability, prowess, size and performance and you have triggered an avalanche of recriminations.
5… IT IS SIMPLY THEIR ‘MAKE-UP’
Men are made this way. They have to assert their male supremacy. Many men, even the mild-mannered and docile ones get seriously agitated if you so much as suggest that something is wrong with their virility. It is that important to them. The problem therefore is that many of them will never seriously admit their own deficiencies in this important area. Most with problems will look for quiet secret sources to redress their problems. To let another guy know about it would be a disaster. So such behavior is great for New Life as I will be talking about why DRP is a ‘real’ solution.
6… LET ME QUALIFY AND ADD AN EXPLANATION HERE
It would be appropriate for me to qualify and add a small explanation here so that women can encourage themselves to look at things other than the physical and the superficial. The best lovers in the world are usually not the biggest nor the best looking guys. In fact, the opposite is often correct. Men who are really great lookers and wonderfully gifted may be so enthralled with their own qualities that they are actually ‘in love’ with themselves. Such men often don’t make great lovers because they cannot focus on the desires of others as they are too taken up with themselves. Great loving is not about performance alone. It is about consideration, patience, having a desire to please and placing the interests and feelings of their partner above themselves. It is about giving and not worrying about taking. It is about romance and attention to details. This is just an addendum to encourage those who think that I have not covered their quieter perceptions.
7… THE BEST WILL LOSE THEIR “MARBLES”
Yes! This saying is so true. Whether we like it or not, we cannot stop the hands of time turning its back on us. Age will surely bring along with it the ravages of disease and sicknesses. Deterioration is the steady move that afflicts everyone above 40. You may in the ‘pink’ of health but as you age, you will start having ‘faults’ and problems. Sexually, it has been proven that your performance will go down quite sharply after 50 and you will have the urge to do it less and less.
8… THE “TISSUE BOX” INDICATOR
For many years, my wife and I had the Tissue box strategically placed above our bed-side so that we could turn to it for use whenever we had our urges. I remember when the replenishment of the Tissue box was really fast because the use was high. Then, it got a bit slower when we hit our fifties but still we had to go buy new Tissue boxes quite often. This is the Tissue box Indicator that tells its own story. When its replacement slows down, you will have no choice but to admit it. What about you, my friends? If your tissue box has been there for the past 6 months without need for replacement, you have to seriously read this article until the end.
9… THE “MOST INNOVATIVE EXCUSE” INDICATOR
Unfortunately the cycle of life brings us further on down the hill. Whenever an overture is made by the wife for some physical intimacy, that is the time when the next indicator becomes very relevant. This is the “Most Innovative Excuse” Indicator. After the lights are out, when the wife turns to her husband and lovingly caresses his hand, the reasons are obvious. It can’t be to help massage a bruise on your hand. It is a signal that you can go further if you like. My friend, if you start giving reasons like the following listed below, you have a serious problem:
· I am really tired today and I have a terrible headache
· I don’t know why I feel like a flu coming…..
· You know true love is not only about the physical…..
· Love is more than just sex, sex, sex, right???
· Can we make it some other night?
· The knot on my trousers is stuck and I can’t undo it
10… IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE
If nothing much is done, the whole situation can only get worse with age. Sexual intimacy will get less and less frequent and the relationship will carry more and more evasive moves. This is where men will need to look for other ‘aphrodisiacs’ to help. Most men won’t mind paying ‘an arm and a leg’ to get relief for such a situation. Is it any wonder then that Viagra and other Viagra-like products sell so well. The problem is really widespread but few ever bring it to the surface. Unlike women who won’t mind sharing about their problems to find a solution, men will just keep secrets like this to themselves.
11… THE NATO PROBLEM & THE “WHERE-GOT-PROBLEM” SYNDROMME
“Got problem-meh?” I can’t see any problem? For others, it is NATO (No Action Talk Only). Either way the problem sees no resolution and it is sad because many men don’t know where to look for answers. If you are reading this article and belong to some part of the description carried, you are blessed today because I will be giving you a “real” solution at the end of this article and it is not just talk only. It is tough being a man because we have got too much of the “True-love-is-more-than-sex” fallback plan. When all else fails, men simply resign themselves to just accept their situation and the problem is hidden away.
12… OTHER TELLING SIGNS OF THE FAILING MALE EGO
Believe me. If you increasingly have problems with things like your keys, you need to do something fast. If you lose your keys and turn to her and say sarcastically, “Where are my keys? I told you so many times before not to touch my things and now you have moved my keys,” only to find later that it is actually in your pocket, you got a real problem. How about your wife turning to you and saying, “Darling you used to bite me on my neck so gently….” and you start walking away to the bathroom. Of course, she will not understand you if you do this and will probably ask you angrily, “Why are you walking to the bathroom when you are supposed to bite my neck?” If you answer, “…..to take my false teeth,” you have confirmed your need for some solution.
13… WHEN ALL THESE THINGS HAPPEN, OTHERS WILL FOLLOW SUIT......
Man will always cling on to the last vestiges of hope. Some may think that Will-power can help but it won’t. Some may think that the PABX (Personal arousal before Execution) system will help but it will not be effective enough. There is a limit to all these techniques – they will help improve the situation a bit and then fall back again. For the philandering men, the wife may be quietly happy to see the end of his philandering ways but of course, she may, after a while still want satisfaction from her spouse. (look out for this in another DRP-holic article).
14… MEN WITH SUCH NEEDS WILL BUY.... A LOT
Sellers will be able to sell almost anything that is a solution to such men for their problems. Men with such problems are in a situation of knowing that their time is limited. Many will just go for the next “take”; others may even trade in their older models for new young ones. A fortune may be spent for such temporary respite but it is only delaying the inevitable. Their problems may even move faster because of the unnecessary pressures that such activities bring. Black hair will turn to grey and grey hair will turn white. It will be attempts at correction but such answers won’t last.
15… THERE IS SUCH AN EASY AND CLEAR SOLUTION
It has taken me a long route to share the solution with you. I got it when I was lying down with my backside sticking up, on the floor accompanied by “Ene-Ma”. The solution is simple. We are like a car – driving thousands of miles everyday has taken its toll. The vehicle is now full of carbon deposits and the parts are all worn off. Changing one part here and improving one part there (like taking exotic health stuff) won’t give the car a new lease of life. It will only prolong the problem and still complicate matters. The solution is to have a major overhaul and de-carbonize the car of all its terrible carbon deposits that are like our toxic waste. This is the only way to see a new lease of life for the car. It is the same with us. THE ANSWER IS IN DETOXIFICATION. TRY NEW LIFE’S DRP AND SEE IF IT WILL NOT GIVE YOU A WHOLE NEW PLATFORM OF GOODNESS AND VIBRANCE!
16… IT WILL GIVE “NEWNESS” – AND THIS IS THE KEY!
From this point onwards, I will speak from experience. Once we clean up all the filth and the rubbish that we have accumulated in us over the years, we will feel a ‘newness’ spreading all over us. We can only feel great after DRP and that is why I do the DRP so faithfully and consistently. It is just plain simple common sense that we will have to clean up our bodies before it can be efficient. If you really feel you must do something about your health or improve your vibrancy, come and see my friend and companion, “Ene-Ma”. She will really make you feel new and push back your aging process!!
17…AND NOW FOR THE HIGHLIGHT......
Let me say here and now that DRP is probably the best aphrodisiac of all without it being branded an aphrodisiac. Believe me, it is great for promoting marital relations because if your wife were to turn to you in the middle of the night and caress your hand, I can assure you, you will immediately put up your hand (and whatever else) and say, “I am here darling – willing and ready!” (with DRP). It is that good!!!
This morning after my DRP, I went up to my wife who was still asleep, caressed her hand and said, “Can I?” Taken aback, she surprisingly but willingly nodded her head. Isn’t that great for building healthy marital relationships. It really works......!!
Now you know why I was late for work this morning. If you don’t believe me, ask my wife...
- ONG HOCK SIEW -
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